Table of Contents

BOOK ONE: ANDY BRECKMAN

• Chapter 1. Meet Andy Breckman
• Chapter 2. Lead-based Paints
• Chapter 3. Life in the Fast Lane
• Chapter 4. Whoa, Listen to the Music
• Chapter 5. Andy in Love
• Chapter 6. Seven Birthdays = Sick of Cake
• Chapter 7. Time’s Fun When You’re Having Flies

BOOK TWO: BEEF SUPREME KENT

• Chapter 8. Lara Croft, Eat Your Heart Out
• Chapter 9. Romancing the Stone
• Chapter 10. The Jewel of the Nile
• Chapter 11. Tomb Doesn’t Rhyme With Bomb
• Chapter 12. Are You My Mummy?
• Chapter 13. OM NOM NOM NOM
• Chapter 14. Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song)
• Chapter 15. I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU… FIRE

BOOK THREE: CLARK KENT

• Chapter 16. And That’s The Way Darlene Became Kent-Bunch
• Chapter 17. It’s a Jungle Out There
• Chapter 18. Burning the Ground, I Break from the Crowd
• Chapter 19. The Curtains Flew and He Appeared
• Chapter 20. Bride of Ethanstein

BOOK FOUR: ETHAN KENT

• Chapter 21. Something Strange in the Neighborhood
• Chapter 22. Ghosts Appear and Fade Away
• Chapter 23. Red Flowers Bursting Down Below Us
• Chapter 24. Hell Freezes Over

BOOK FIVE: HUNGRY LYKTHA WOLFF-SCHLICK

• Chapter 25. Read the Vampire Pregnancies
• Chapter 26. She’s Having My Vampire and/or Ghost Baby
• Chapter 27. Oh, Hungry… Don’t Take Your Love to Town
• Chapter 28. Walk Away Renee
• Chapter 29. Lovin’ It Up ‘Til I Hit the Ground
• Chapter 30. It Ain’t What They Call Rock and Roll
• Chapter 31. Eff the Police
• Chapter 32. Shawn Rescues Darth Vader
• Chapter 33. Hey EA! Eat a Bag of Dicks!

BOOK SIX: RABID WOLFF-SCHLICK

• Chapter 34: We Are Farmers, Bum Buh-duh Duh Duh Duh Dum
• Chapter 35: Honey Badger Don’t Care
• Chapter 36: Well She Wants to be the Queen
• Chapter 37: Everybody Wants to be a Cat
• Chapter 38: Pretentious Foodie Bullshit
• Chapter 39: I’d Rather Be Playing Skyrim
• Chapter 40: Nightmares and Horror Stories

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