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BOOK ONE: ANDY BRECKMAN
- Chapter 1. Meet Andy Breckman
- Chapter 2. Lead-based Paints
- Chapter 3. Life in the Fast Lane
- Chapter 4. Whoa, Listen to the Music
- Chapter 5. Andy in Love
- Chapter 6. Seven Birthdays = Sick of Cake
- Chapter 7. Time’s Fun When You’re Having Flies
BOOK TWO: BEEF SUPREME KENT
- Chapter 8. Lara Croft, Eat Your Heart Out
- Chapter 9. Romancing the Stone
- Chapter 10. The Jewel of the Nile
- Chapter 11. Tomb Doesn’t Rhyme With Bomb
- Chapter 12. Are You My Mummy?
- Chapter 13. OM NOM NOM NOM
- Chapter 14. Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song)
- Chapter 15. I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU… FIRE
BOOK THREE: CLARK KENT
- Chapter 16. And That’s The Way Darlene Became Kent-Bunch
- Chapter 17. It’s a Jungle Out There
- Chapter 18. Burning the Ground, I Break from the Crowd
- Chapter 19. The Curtains Flew and He Appeared
- Chapter 20. Bride of Ethanstein
BOOK FOUR: ETHAN KENT
- Chapter 21. Something Strange in the Neighborhood
- Chapter 22. Ghosts Appear and Fade Away
- Chapter 23. Red Flowers Bursting Down Below Us
- Chapter 24. Hell Freezes Over
BOOK FIVE: HUNGRY LYKTHA WOLFF-SCHLICK
- Chapter 25. Read the Vampire Pregnancies
- Chapter 26. She’s Having My Vampire and/or Ghost Baby
- Chapter 27. Oh, Hungry… Don’t Take Your Love to Town
- Chapter 28. Walk Away Renee
- Chapter 29. Lovin’ It Up ‘Til I Hit the Ground
- Chapter 30. It Ain’t What They Call Rock and Roll
- Chapter 31. Eff the Police
- Chapter 32. Shawn Rescues Darth Vader
- Chapter 33. Hey EA! Eat a Bag of Dicks!
BOOK SIX: RABID WOLFF-SCHLICK
