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Staccato Mamba: Welcome back to Got To Keep the Loonies on The Path, the best Sims blog on the web. You love GTKTLOTP. It is much better than Cats. You are going to read it again and again.

Um, what are you doing?

S. M.: Nothing.

You’re creepy.

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In case you missed Darlene Kent, here she is again. In case you didn’t miss her, well fine. She didn’t miss you either!

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Kent Kent is getting off work at his not suspicious at all warehouse.

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Cop: No, it’s very suspicious. In fact, Belisama told us exactly what you were up to. Come with me, Mr. Kent.

Kent: My own wife ratted me out? What the hell.

Cop: Wait, I just got another call. Wait right here, I’ll be back to arrest you later.

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Kent: OK.

You’re actually gonna just wait there?

Kent: You have to do what the police say.

Some future Emperor of Evil you are.

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Vlad: Hey Kent, what’s up?

Kent: I’m waiting for the police to come get me.

Vlad: Really? Why not just shoot them or something? Or even better, just leave?

Kent: That would be wrong.

Vlad: You’ve read your job description right?

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Belly: Ha ha, I got my stupid boring husband arrested.

Harley: I like dancing!

Harley, that’s all you ever do, dance like a moron, and I’m sick of it.

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There, I sold your stereo.

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Harley: Party pooper.

Look, you made Belisama dance until she couldn’t stay awake. You should be ashamed of yourself. How old are you now anyway?

Harley: My thing says 100 days. But it’s said that for weeks now.

He is never going to die. Let this be a lesson simmers, don’t let your sims become mummies.

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Hungry: Hey Kent, I came to see if I could flirt with you, and maybe you’d rather woohoo than stand in the sun and rot.

Kent: Aren’t we related?

Hungry: Bah, who keeps track of that stuff.

I know the Sims doesn’t, I’d make a family tree if the game didn’t go around deleting the in game one before I could remember who was who. But I think Hungry, is Clarka’s daughter, and Kent is Clark’s grandson and Ethan was Hungry’s first cousin, so Kent and Hungry are first cousins once removed. So that makes Rabid and Staccato Mamba second cousins once removed to each other. And I’m my own grandpa.

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Kent: Hmm, I can smell my own flesh burning. I hope that cop comes back soon.

He really had “Wait” and “Jail” locked in his queue and I couldn’t delete it. I guess I could have reset him, but it’s only Kent.

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Hungry: Lady, I’m sorry I cheated on you last chapter.

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Lady: That’s ok. Do I know you? Are you the nurse who gives me my pudding? Let’s make out.

Hungry: Old people rock.

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Lady: I’ve been to the moon!

Hungry: Then again, senility gets old fast, I’m out of here.

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Hey, where’d Kent go? I guess he got tired of waiting. He left behind a mess though.

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Oh. I guess that mess IS Kent.

Death: I THINK THIS IS MY DUMBEST CUSTOMER EVER.

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Kent looks cooler as a ghost, though.

Death: DO YOU THINK IF I TOLD HIM TO WAIT FOR ME TO COME BACK HE WOULD STAND HERE FOREVER?

Yeah, but that would be a lot like shooting fish in a barrel.

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Bunny Vampire Toddler has no idea her daddy just died. Or that she’s about to become an orphan because…

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Cop: Belisama Kent! You are under arrest! Just wait there a moment though.

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Belly: I don’t think so!

Like I was going to let the cops kill off ALL my vampires.

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Belly, what the hell are you driving?

Belly: My lemon car.

Hellz no. I didn’t earn over 2 million simoleons for my family so you could drive POS cars.

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Belly: Maybe a drink at The Prosper Room will help me get over my husband’s death.

You mean the husband you ratted out to the police?

Belly: Shut up.

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Pianist: And here’s a song I wrote especially for Belisama Kent!

Did you use “Think about me” on her?

Belly: *whistles innocently*

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Jeffrey Cook: This drink is lousy! What kind of bartender are you anyway??

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Bartender: I’m really an accountant.

Jeffrey: Ugh, I’m going back to the bar that has the women in the swimsuits serving drinks.

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Nothing ghosts love more than playing video games! Hungry, why don’t you sit on the same couch as Monk?

Hungry: Ghosts have cooties.

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Can someone please explain to me why maids and butlers just won’t finish my laundry, even with four pairs of working washers and dryers available?

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Meanwhile, Vlad and Belly are really hitting it off.

Belly: Exercising is awesome!

I guess it is if you can get zero to 10 athletic in one exercise session… personally, I’d rather watch TV.

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Vlad: So now that we established we have so much in common, how about we put one of these beds to use… Hey, did you just change clothes?

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Belly: Yeah, I got to go to work.

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Later that night, Vlad had better luck.

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Yep, just a bit better, I’d say.

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OK, quite a DAMN bit better.

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Hungry: Hey Belly, you planning on raising this kid anytime soon?

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Seriously, where the hell is that butler?

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I get the feeling she’s in this for the free bed.

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Hungry: A dressing dummy would do a better job of raising you.

S. M.: DUMMY!

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Dammit, he’s dancing again. Time to sell another stereo.

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There, you can just quietly watch TV and stop distracting the other sims.

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Harley: Come dancing! It’s only natural.

No, they’re not going to come dancing *sells guitar*

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Just clean the damn house. No one else will.

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That’s a good mummy. Wouldn’t this make an awesome detergent commercial? I can picture it now…

Harley: Are you happy with your wash?

Shopper: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Congratulations Hungry on your promotion to Lead Actress.

Hungry: I’m replacing Sandra Bullock in Speed 3: Automatic Pilot.

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Hungry then visits the theater to pick up her Green Orb award.

Hungry: This is the filthiest theater ever! Look at all the bugs!

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Belly: Yes you are the father! What the hell? Who else would I have slept with??

Vlad: Your husband?

Belly: Oh yeah, I had a husband.

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Vlad: I’m finally gonna be a father!

Belly: What about Rabid?

Vlad: Oh yeah, I have a son.

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Belly: So Vlad and I are having a baby, and we thought we’d just go ahead and move out and start a new life together, kthxbye.

Hungry: Congrats, I’m happy for you? (Hmm, I think she’s forgetting something.)

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Hungry: Crap!

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Hungry: I feel like I’ve spent more time with this kid than I did my own.

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Rabid: I just got 10 levels of drums!

Show off.

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They’ve all gone to the Brightmore for a birthday party! Is it Belly’s birthday?

No…

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Is it Rabid’s?

No…

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Is it Hungry’s?

Well, yes, but we’re not celebrating it because the game for some stupid reason wouldn’t let be blow out her candles or age her up, so I guess I’ve got two immortals in my household.

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But no birthday party of mine is gonna end with no payoff, so the bartender has to take a bullet.

Bartender: But I’m only 37!

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Not anymore! Sucker!

Tune in next time when the bartender probably dies of old age.

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We’ll begin today’s chapter with an impossibly hard quiz. Who is this visiting the Wolff-Schlick household?

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If you guessed John Locke, you are wrong. It’s Monk Breckman!

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Vlad, your family has 2.5 million simoleons in cash. Why are you driving a jalopy?

Vlad: Because someone was too lazy to buy more cars.

Damn that Ethan.

Vlad: Yeah, Ethan…

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Vlad: I’m tired, and the sun burns my skin.. why are you sending me to city hall?

We’re going to sue for the slander about you breaking up with your wife.

Vlad: But I did break up with my wife.

Shut up. Frivolous lawsuits are as American as Apple pie.

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Vlad: Don’t blame me, but we lost.

Of course I’m going to blame you. Blaming others is even MORE American than apple pie.

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Kent Kent goes to the warehouse to get a new job. Someone wants to be Emperor of Evil. Don’t you know that’s Vlad’s lifetime wish?

Kent: I’ve met Vlad. I’m not worried.

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Ethan: The TV is broken. Where the hell is that butler?

You know, I haven’t seen him in weeks. I guess I’ll call a repair man.

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Crap, he’s blonde.

Blonde Repairman: What am I doing?

Hopefully fixing things.

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Blonde Repairman: I don’t see anything that needs repair.

Well, there’s the TV, and RIGHT BEHIND YOU is a broken computer…

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Blonde Repairman: Broken computer? I’ll get right on it. This is it right?

*sigh* Whatever.

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I find Hungry over at Bianca Rubble’s place. What’s up Hungry?

Hungry: I’m at a party.

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Um, looks hopping…

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Bianca: Oh, the party I was having was TONIGHT? I totally forgot… I feel so awful.

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Hungry: I guess we can find other things to do…

Bianca: I don’t even remember inviting you but OK!

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Hungry: Oh, look. Now we’re in bed.

Bianca: This is going a bit fast…

Hungry: Shut up, or you’ll end up like Renee.

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Hungry: Great party! I’m outta here!

Bianca: Will I see you again?

Hungry: Nope!

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Vlad: WORK OFF THAT FAT YOU SLOB!!!

Harley: Um, I’m pretty much a dehydrated corpse…

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Meet Celina Jung, our new butler.

Celina: Nice shot you got of me here.

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As you can see, our previous butler left a lot of work for Celina.

Celina: Can you show my face please?

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Fix the damn sink not the garbage disposal!

Celina: I demand a proper introduction first.

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Fine. This is our new butler, Celina Jung.

NOW FIX THE DAMN SINK.

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Celina: OK! Off to do laundry!

Vlad: I’m gonna work you ‘til you die!

Harley: OK, this will take awhile…

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Celina: Oh boy! It’s my favorite song! EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT! EVERYBODY WAYNE CHUNG TONIGHT!

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And then she finally fixed the sink. So I didn’t have to use Master Controller’s Kill command on her.

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Vlad: I AM TOTALLY GOING TO SHIT ON YOU!

Harley: Worst. Trainer. Ever.

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Aw, Lakisha and Ethan still sleep together.

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Hungry makes a new friend.

Hungry: So where do you live little boy?

Rabid: I live here. I’m your son.

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Hungry: I had a son?

Rabid: With Vlad Schlick.

Hungry: Oh, I divorced him.

Rabid: I know, it put me in a bad mood for two whole days.

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Vlad: Could you turn that down? I’m trying to read this book for work.

Hungry: *turning up volume* SHH! I am trying to watch TV!

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We finally found something that could stop Hungry from barging in anywhere she wants. Broken elevators. Some guy named Richie Striker kept using it, and resetting him didn’t fix it. I finally had to reset the whole lot just to go down one floor. You know EA, stairs aren’t that hard to build.

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While waiting to fix the elevator, Hungry chatted up Hannah Smyth.

Hungry: Let’s go have sex in the elevator.

OK, maybe “chatted up” isn’t the right phrase as much as “rudely propositioned.”

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% over the other company’s car insurance? Is Hungry Lyktha Wolff a slut?

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That’s one satisfied pirate.

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Finally, Hungry is able to dance at the Brightmore, which was the reason she came here in the first place, to fill a celebrity opportunity.

Hungry: This new dance is called the I AM SLEEPY!

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Kent: GRR! I’m a Vampire!

Um. Edward Cullen is more frightening than you.

Kent: Oh yeah? Watch this!

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Kent: You are a bad dancer! See, I am evil.

Sure you are.

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Time for Hungry’s birthday transition into an adult!

Vlad: Hope it’s chocolate for me…

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See the difference? Keep looking.. it’s there…

 

 

 

OK, it’s the same. JUST LIKE ALWAYS. I still don’t understand what the purpose of the Young Adult to Adult transition is.

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Kent, why are you standing in the middle of the graveyard?

Kent: I have a hot date.

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Kent: Good thing you came, Belisama. Now I don’t have to punch you in the face.

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Kent: Will you be my girlfriend? If you say no, I will stand out in the sun until I turn to ashes.

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Belisama: OK, I guess I say yes then.

Bartender: This relationship is fucked up.

Just be glad you haven’t been following this family for five generations.

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Kent: Marry me, and I will give you a really expensive ring!

Belisama: OMG I LOVE RINGZ!

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And so they got married in a bar in a tomb in a graveyard. And if that wasn’t weird enough, the bartender cackled maniacally during the whole ceremony.

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Hungry: So my cousin or whatever has married your daughter.

Morrigan: So what does that make us?

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Hungry: Distant enough that we can do this!

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Morrigan: You know now it’ll be awkward between us at family gatherings right?

Hungry: You haven’t been to my family gatherings. I have awkward relationships with all of them.

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Belisama and Kent almost look normal here…

Belisama: I–

Shut up, don’t ruin this for me.

Belisama: But I was only going to say —

No. I won’t hear it.  Next picture!

Belsama: But–

NEXT PICTURE!

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It’s Rabid’s birthday!

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And now he’s a Schmoozer. Great.

Belisama: BIRTHDAYZ R AWESUM!

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OK, now I can’t find the butler again.

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That’s all for this chapter. I’ll leave it to you to guess what happens to Belisama in the next chapter.

Belisama: I bet I have a baby. I’m wearing maternity clothes, and thinking about pregnancy. I think they could guess that.

Well, yeah, that was the obvious joke. You suck.

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We got the phone call that Monk Breckman wasn’t going to be around much longer, so Clarka went over to visit her uncles.  Since Monk was about to die, Clarka decided not to blow his house up.

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Clarka invited her uncle home to say goodbye to his family. Monk had reached that stage of life where you think you are Jean Luc Picard.

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Monk: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!

If I let Monk spend too much time with Ethan, the social worker will show up to take him away to prevent him from becoming a Trekkie.

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B. S.: Something happens and I’m Head over Heels.

Monk: We’re boldly going where no one has gone before.

Five feet off the ground? Every townie’s been there.

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Death: SORRY CAPTAIN, YOUR TIME IS UP.

Monk: OK, NOW I’m going where no one has gone before.

That’s probably true, I stuck him in Clarka’s inventory.

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Clark: I guess Uncle Monk died, cause I’m having a birthday!

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Clarka: What’s this “become a responsible adult” crap?

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Most unusual training regimen ever.

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$125 a day. Totally worth it!

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Yay! Ethan will finally get interesting!  One of these days I will totally start caking the little worms the day they’re born.

Maid: I just woke up. Time for free food?

Once again, $125. A day.

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He got the family cyan eyes.

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Ethan loves his mommy!

Ethan: Cause I don’t look like her!

Yeah, you caught a REAL lucky break there.

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Ethan loves his mummy!

Ethan: Cause I don’t look like him!

OK, you caught an even luckier break there.

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The whole family chipped in on Ethan’s skilling.

Ethan: And that’s the tale of our castaways, they’re here for a long long while.

J. J. is teaching him the classics.

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Clarka: You have to learn how to walk before you can learn how to run. And you have to learn to run cause you have to be a good distance from that detonator before it explodes.

Ethan: ‘splodes?

Ernie II: Yeah, ‘splodes. That’s why I’m Ernie II. And Bert’s nowhere to be seen.

Thinking about how Clarka is holding him up makes my head hurt.

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Ethan: Who’s this man behind me?

That’s your daddy. You won’t see him much cause he’s got a lot of books to write. In fact, probably time to hit him with a moodlet manager and chain him back to his desk!

Clark: Is this how Stephen King got famous?

Yes. Yes it is.

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Clarka had been so good for so long.. so it was bound to happen.  This time when the detonator went off, that chain reaction she hoped for at the last party finally happened.

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The heat is on!

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Gurton is the worst cop ever.

Gurton: I don’t know what to do!

Stand there, jump up and down, and yell. It’s so helpful!

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Darlene: I got this.

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Joey Jr. narrowly escapes the fire, but decides sleeping is more important than a shower.

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Although Harley hasn’t used a bathroom since Ethan’s dad was a toddler, he gives potty training a go.

Harley: Poop. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!

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Ethan: Banana jelly beans cow. THIS BOOK MAKES NO SENSE!

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J. J.: And this is the alphabet!

Ethan: But this letter is just this letter backwards! Same with these other two! Just looking at this makes me tired!

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Clark: Come on son, I got an idea.

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Ethan: You are right Daddy, books DO make more sense in the library.

Clark: Funny how that works.

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Ethan: Wait, what’s going on here.

J. J.: I probably shouldn’t have done this in front of the baby.

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J. J.: Hey, Death, couldn’t you have, you know, not have me drop dead in front of a small impressionable child?

Death: LOOK, I’VE HAD NO ROBES FOR WEEKS NOW. I JUST DON’T CARE ANYMORE.

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Joey Jr. joins the family cemetery, with the grave closest to the baked goods stand. Cause it’s good for business.

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Ethan: Square peg goes in square hole, round peg goes in round hole, triangle peg goes in triangle hole, and aunt Joey goes in coffin!

Yeah, he’s not TOO screwed up now.

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Ethan: And mallet goes in mouth!

Yeah, why not.

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Head does NOT go in potty. I draw the line there.

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Darlene: Um, don’t mind me, I have to do this for work.

Morgana: That’s ok, when you’re done, can I have a look? I need new furniture and stuff.

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Darlene: Yay, I’m finally an adult.

OK then, could you put your clothes in the hamper?

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Dewey: Things seem much more peaceful now that I’m dead.

Hmm, I would have thought differently of the idea of laying next to Andy Breckman forever.

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Meanwhile, Harley subtly stuck his reward from work in one of the many display cases in the basement. He’s hoping Darlene the cop doesn’t look too close.

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Ken: Here we go again. Hey kid, you have ANY idea how many generations of slobber I have on me?

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Clark: I guess I should be glad you aren’t making me write 24/7, but at least then I was SITTING.

Who’s the guy in the picture?

Clark: Me after I go completely pale and cranky from painting hours on end.

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Ethan: I have the best parties ever, a mummy and ghost and everything.

No friends, or even other kids, but I guess he doesn’t know better.

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Ethan: I have decided from here on out that I’m going to be Good.

Oh, Dad is not really going to like that…

Tune in next time when Clark and Ethan probably spend a lot of time going person person minus minus.

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When not hard at work on her books (which is always) Clarkette has taken a new hobby: Fishing. Nice bait Clarkette.

Clarkette: That’s what I just caught…

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Harley and Joey Jr. have formed a duo named the Scarabs and have really been rocking it out for tips.

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Apparently they’re bigger than the Beatles.  Scarabmania!

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The old people, however, just don’t get it. Typical.

Harley: Everybody’s got something to hide, except for me and my mummy!

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Clarkette: Finally, I caught something I can be proud of.

Isn’t it rather dark?

Clarkette: So?

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Clarkette: Crud.

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Dewey: I’m disappointed in you. When you’re supposed to be somewhere, you should be there.

Clarkette: Like you at the game?

Dewey: Hey, I forgot I was supposed to go.

True story. Dewey’s missed like 5 games out of 7 so far. I keep forgetting to send him cause they practically never send a carpool. The Team loses 14-0 every single time. Yet Dewey’s MVP. I guess cause they can’t win without him.

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Clarkette: Screw this, I’m going out to eat. They can’t arrest me twice for the same crime. Double Jeopardy.

That’s not how it works. They don’t arrest her though.

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Dewey gets his lifetime wish!

Dewey: All that skipping work paid off!

This update is full of valuable lessons…

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Harley tries to make friends.

Harley: …and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

Claire: You ate what?

Harley: We ate sand.

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Claire: You ate SAND?

Harley: That’s right.

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Clarka: Screw writing, I’m gonna become a master inventor.

Malcolm: Is this the house where that scary mummy lady lives?

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Clarka: Oh, crap, where’s the shower?

Inside. But I think you just get singed the first time.

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Clarka: I’m pretty sure that’s not true. You can die the first time.

Really? Let me go look it up.

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Clarka: I DON’T THINK WE HAVE TIME!

Shush, it’ll only take a…

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Clarka: Don’t worry about it, I got it covered.  Hey, this is a lovely shade of orange.

Whoops.

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Clarka Kent was about a week from becoming a YA. She now rests next to her grandparents.

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Joey Jr. took it pretty hard. She had to console herself by having a blast on the trampoline.

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Dewey: Did something happen?

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Raging: So you just go around pickin’ up dead people?

Death: NO JUST THEIR SOULS.

Raging: That’s pretty cool.

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Guys, your sister is dead.

Clarkette: That would make a good Act III.

Clark: Dead sister won’t get this homework done any faster.

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Clark: Yep, knew that wouldn’t fly as a skip school excuse. Glad I did my homework.

Wow, Harley’s a real jerk. Making his son, niece, and nephew all go to school the morning after his niece dies.

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B. S.: While you all were mouring, I went and did something about it.

Clarka: I’m baaack…

Oh, great, another monster in the house. I really should have named this legacy the Addams Family.

Clarka: The Addams Family was just weird. I think you mean The Munsters.

Oh hush, no one likes The Munsters.

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Clarka: Back to inventing.

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Clarka: NOT AGAIN.

You can’t die twice.

Clarka: I DON’T WANT TO TAKE THAT CHANCE, GO GET HELP.

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Harley will save you.

Clarka: Well, I’m doomed then.

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Harley: Help.  HELLP.

Clarka: THEN DO IT ALREADY!

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Luckily, all mummies carry fire extinguishers.

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In honor of all Beef’s rooting through people’s garbage, breaking into their mailboxes, and disguising herself as small shrubbery, the mayor gave her an award.

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Is that a letter opener?

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Beef Supreme is finally becoming an elder.  The Kents decided to have their first huge party in a while. Even Monk and Gurton showed up.

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B. S.: Of course, I’m still a mummy. (sigh)

Blonde Lady: HA HA HA. You’re still funny looking!

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Clarkette: What’s a birthday party without catfish?

Mmmm… Cake and catfish.

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Clarkette is such a natural fisherwoman, she even levels in fishing when she dreams about it.

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Dewey: How come I don’t get a party in the park?

You’re the one who likes staying home so much. Maybe if you went to your games, I’d give you a real party.

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Dewey: Can I retire now?

Sure, but only in the Brett Favre meaning of the word.

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Joey Jr. Breckman is now a Hit Movie Composer.

J. J.: Yep, my score for Saw XIV put me over the top.

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And then, cause I’ve never done it before, I gave her a midlife crisis. She’s now a Born Saleswoman, Natural Cook, Loves the Outdoors, Childish, and Neat.

J. J.: Oh my! This dollhouse is a MESS!

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Now the moment we’ve all been waiting for.. the heir is becoming a Young Adult!

Clark: Why don’t I get a party in the…

SHUT UP.

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Control of the household has now passed over to Clark. And his last trait is Evil.

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Now it’s Clarkette’s turn. She even skills up fishing when blowing out candles.

Clarkette: I wish for a fish.

On a dish?

SWISH!

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Clarkette is now a party animal.

Clarkette: And it’s not a party unless you’re in your underwear!

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Raging: I’m scared, what if I turn ugly?

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Raging: I worried for nothing.

Mr. Bull is now a hopeless romantic.

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Clarka: Wait, ghosts can age up too?

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Clarka is now inappropriate.

Clarka: Who invited the help?

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What’s that on the stove?

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Clarka: It’s a detonator.

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The explosion also hit the nursery.

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Yeah, I guess Clarka is a Talking Heads fan.

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Three Hundred Sixty Five Degrees

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

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Even Clarka’s panicking, and she started this whole mess.

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Clarkette: This house is just too crazy for me, me and Raging are moving out.

And so they did, and then story progression made them go steady. First cousins, going steady.

Well, Clarka, I hope you learned your lesson.

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Clarka: Yep, blow stuff up in OTHER people’s houses, not your own.

And that concludes Book Two. Next time we finally start Book Three: Clark Kent.

OK, I was able to recover from seeing that simbot. Sorry. Anyway, we last left the Breckman family in Egypt.

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Joey Jr.: Walk like an Egyptian…

Beef Supreme: Interesting acoustic cover.

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The girls then decided to go help out the locals by answering their ads on the adventure board. Just like last time. And every time sims go to Al Simhara. You know the drill.

B. S.: This place is a dump.

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B. S.: One of these days I’m gonna regret shoving my arm in random holes.

Probably because it’ll get stuck.

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B. S.: This is SOOO normal. Everybody’s house has a “stick your hand in the hole” basement stairs.

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Adventuring went a little easier this time with both the girls in action.

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J. J.: *pant* Wouldn’t it be better *pant* to get the boys to help out instead?

Probably, but I’m kicking them out ASAP, so you better get used to it now.

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And in no time at all, Beefy had finished off the tomb, finding the lady’s … papers or whatever.

B. S.: You really should start reading quest descriptions.

I never have before, why start now?

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I’m just going to make up my own.

Fat Storekeeper: Fetch me some copper, and I will give you whatever you want.

B. S.: TURKEY LEG!

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Looks like she’s gotten right on it.

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Or maybe she just went to bed.

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Gurton: I got to get this copper again why?

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Monk: I don’t know, Beef said we had to, but I figured it was the best way to get us screen time. We get ignored more than Luke.

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Meanwhile, Luke’s gone off to see the sights.

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Can you find Luke?

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There he is! Looks like he’s nonplussed by the Sphinx.Screenshot-775

I wonder how ancient Sims built all this, and if this is zoned Commercial, Residential, or Industrial.

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Impressive.

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Luke: Meh.

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And this completes Luke’s Tomb Tour opportunity.

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Luke: Thank God, this running all over was like getting a tooth drilled.

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B. S.: I can haz turkey leg?

Fat Shopkeeper: Next I need mummitonium!

If you didn’t know, this stuff takes a while to find, so we let Joey Jr. have a few opportunities now.

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Another Egyptian Whose Name I Did Not Write Down: Hello, ma’am. I bought a house from a crazy Egyptian booby trap inventor. Could you please go down in my basement and make it less dangerous?

J. J.: Sure why not.

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J. J.: This is the part where I show how easy it is, and then you cut to me on fire, right?

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If you insist.

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Yeah, I really like the four arms are better than two approach.

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So Beef Supreme had jumped in that dive well in the last picture, and was dripping water everywhere, and apparently the home owner felt the urge to come all the way down to mop it up. I was too surprised to catch her in action.

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*disarms trap*

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*disarms trap*

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*disarms…*

B. S.: I AM SO TIRED, WHEN THE HECK IS JOEY JR. GONNA CARRY HER LOAD?

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Gurton: She talked me into taking over, does that count?

Not really.

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J. J.: I disarmed all your traps!

Sure you did.

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B. S.: I found the last mummitonium in the store. I can haz turkey leg?

Nope, we’re going to another tomb.

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J. J.: You know when you told me we’d be tomb exploring in Egypt, I thought they’d be in pyramids, not people’s bike sheds.

B. S.: Tell me about it.

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B. S.: Why is it always me getting burned/shocked/maimed?

J. J.: Cause I’m the pretty one.

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B. S.: Yep, best place to find ancient Egyptian relics is in underground office buildings.

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B. S.: Wait a minute, that PC is broken.

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B. S.: Hello, tech support?

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OK, OK, I’ll buy the fire traps, lightning traps, and ancient artifacts in secret underground office lairs, but instant technical support is WAY too fantastic for me.

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Kids love playing in tombs! They were still there when Beef and Joey left hours later.

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In fact, Beef even took a few hours off for a nap.

Homeowner: This is VERY inappropriate.

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Hush, she bought you a fish for your secret underground office lair.

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Then she hacked your computer.

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J. J.: I’m too tired for another tomb, and I don’t even have a tent.

Don’t worry I sent Luke to buy you one. I don’t know what’s taking so long.

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Luke: I would like to buy…

Shopkeeper: A SIMBOT

*take two*

Luke: I would like..

Shopkeeper: A SIMBOT

*take three*

Shopkeeper: A SIMBOT

I eventually got the tent, but I’m about done with Luke.

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Here’s a few shots you didn’t really need to see.

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It’s swimsuit model, Beef Supreme!

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Ain’t she smokin’ hot?

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Joey Jr. is hydrophobic, so she calls it quits on this tomb.

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Sorry J. J. backed out on you.

B. S.: That’s OK, I’d probably be the one on fire and covered in bugs even if she was still helping.

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Of course, time expired before we could finish up the pyramid. So as soon as we got home B. S. showed off her snake charming skills in the middle of the road.

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This is the coolest thing I’ve ever found in WA.  I make Luke sleep in it.

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Remember Dewey Kent? B. S. finally confessed her love for him.

B. S.: I know you have a girlfriend, but will you dump her for me?

Dewey: OK.

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I wonder what his girlfriend looked like.

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B. S.: I forgive you for calling the cops on me.

Dewey: I have to work now, kthxbye.

And then he left before I could get them to be steady.

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Bald lady: I’m gonna sue for leaving this trampoline for people to get hurt on!

You need to sue your stylist first.

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Joey Jr. makes her own moves on Harley Bull.

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J. J.: Let’s make out.

Harley: Uh huh, I’m dating Tiana.

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J. J.: How about you move in then, best friend? Totally, just as friends.

Harley: Well, that’s OK.

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After moving in Harley suddenly was no longer adverse to cheating on Tiana. Funny how that works.

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But his romantic moves on J. J. still were unfruitful because…

Harley: AH A SIMBOT!

Luke has become my biggest mistake simming.

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Luke: EVERYONE HATES ME.

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Yeah, I’m not shedding a tear. (Don’t worry, he’s not dead.)

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Finally the two lovebirds get alone time.

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Joey seems to gotten farther with Harley than Beefy’s gotten with Dewey.

J. J.: Love’s not a competition, but I’m winning.

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J. J.: Do you know what I’ve been thinking?

Harley: I lay back and think of England.

J. J.: Do you know the real answer?

Harley: I was born to be a dancer.

OK, it makes no sense, but with Harley’s shirt I couldn’t resist.

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Oh, it’s cake time again! Bet you thought you’d get off lucky this time.

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Monk’s finally a Young Adult. He gets Mooch to go with his other traits, which don’t matter cause I instantly kicked him out and let him take Luke with him. Sucks to be a spare Monk.

He and Luke instantly applied for jobs at the science lab, and maybe Monk will get his LTW to be a Creature Robot Crossbreeder. Luke wanted to save lives as a firefighter, so much for that.

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J. J.: Why are you talking about their jobs? I got a job in the music career, and I still live here!

Sorry. They kept having the party after the birthday boy left, which amused me.

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J. J.: You need to dump Tiana.

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Harley: Come in Tiana!

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Harley: Tiana, this is my friend Joey.

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Tiana: I suspect something is going on here.

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*gets ready to have the loudest woohoo ever*

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Tiana: I think you are cheating on me.

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Harley; I have been cheating on you.

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Harley: Oh wait, here’s “break up.” It was under mean. I guess I should have looked there first before doing all that cheating stuff. Oopsie.

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Now unattached, the foursome double-dates in the nursery.

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Harley and B. S.: Will you marry me?

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J. J. and Dewey: Yes!

Next time: A wedding, and Gurton (hopefully) moves out!  And probably more Egypt, since Relic Hunting takes a long time.

I decided not to feed Gurton, so he’s dead now.

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Andy: No, he’s not, he’s right here!

OK, so I’m a little evil.

Joey Jr. joins her big (literally) sister in childhood by aging up like this:

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To go along with Virtuoso and Easily Impressed, J. J. becomes Good.

J. J.: Just great.

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The kids moving out of the nursery means it’s time to make the house bigger.

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J. J.: This trampoline is AWESOME!

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J. J.: NO WAIT IT’S NOT!

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Poor girl.

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So the girls go to bed in their brand new rooms.

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Where Beef Supreme no longer has to worry about being woken by her screaming brothers.

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Monk: I am NOT screaming, I am watching TV!

The history channel? Odd choice for a kid.

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B. S.: I made a house.

Well, that’s more symmetrical than your dad’s.

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J. J. invites Dewey Kent over after school, and the kids make their first friend.

J. J.: Let’s play tag!

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B. S.: Tag’s not really my thing…

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J. J.: Keep up!

B. S.: *dies*

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It’s Monk’s birthday!

Andy: Happy Birthday, the dishwasher’s broken, happy birthday the dishwasher’s broken, happy birthday, dishes are dirty, happy birthday the dishwasher’s broken.

OK, I’ll call the repairman.

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Monk: My hair is gone! And I’m now Neat.

Just like his TV namesake. He’s also Friendly, and Loves the Outdoors.

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And then they all went to play tag again.

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And Beef Supreme apparently likes to chase girls.  She’s a girl too, in case you forgot. I know I have.

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Monk: Since all my dad does is just paint all the time, I guess I have to clean up around here. POOP IN A CHAIR. UGH.

Andy: I’m making paintings for the family to sell when I’m gone. You’ll thank me later.

Monk: THAT’S MY LINE!

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It’s always someone’s birthday in the Breckman household.

B. S.: I wish I looked like a girl.

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B. S.: CAN IT GET ANY WORSE??

Just wait until adulthood! (Evil foreshadowing)

Anyway, to join her traits of Slob, Perceptive, Easily Impressed, she’s now Excitable.

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B. S.: Luke, am I pretty?

Luke: HI I AM THE SIMBOT THAT HAS BEEN HERE SINCE, I DONT KNOW, THE BEGINNING OF THE CHAPTER.

Yeah, I forgot to introduce him. I don’t like him much.

Luke: I HEARD THAT.

So? I’m going to just talk about Andy, and pretend you don’t exist.

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Andy: I’m pregnant!

Sometimes it’s just food poisoning, Andy.

Luke: PLEASE TALK ABOUT ME, I AM SAD.

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OK, fine. So Luke got an opportunity to fix this lady’s shower.

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Luke: HERE IS YOUR SHOWER LADY, CAN I STAY THE NIGHT? I AM TIRED.

Lady: I don’t really know you, so no.

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Luke: LUKE SMASH!

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Pleasant little fellow, isn’t he.

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Home owner: Please leave.

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Gurton: Hi! It’s my birthday!

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Gurton: Oh yeah, I look good.

Gurton adds Light Sleeper to Athletic and Perceptive.

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And so the family sits down to eat their favorite (only?) dinner.

B. S.: I’m on my third piece.

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Video game time!

Monk: Why do we have wedding cake in our living room?

Because your dad is crazy.

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And more birthday cake!

J. J.: How many more times do we have to do this?

Too many.

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OK, this time is different.

Andy: Shiny.

B. S.: Not impressed.

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Take two.

J. J.: You know, when I was a child, being in my pjs wasn’t as awkward.

Joey: I CAN SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR.

Anyway, now Joey’s Hydrophobic.

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Luke seems to be getting along with the family.

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Or not.

Luke: I WONDER IF I SHALL HIT HIM WITH THIS WRENCH.

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I decided Luke needed a hobby.

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Gurton: This whale is so cool! Thanks, Luke!

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Now that the teens are older, they go over to other houses to make new friends.

J. J.: I see you have a guitar.

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J. J.: You get great acoustics in the bathroom.

Well one day Bill was walking along
And he saw a kitten stuck in a tree
When he saw what was the matter he ran to get a ladder
To set that kitty cat free
Bill said no, ain’t gonna do it
Ain’t gonna climb up no tree
This is a stupid stupid song and no folk singer
Gonna make a fool outa me

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Beef Supreme had a little less luck making friends.

Dewey’s mom: I’m about to hit this sack, when will this girl leave?

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B. S. works up enough courage to hug Dewey, but she really wants to kiss him.

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B. S.: Dewey, I just want you to know…

Dewey: It’s late, I think you should leave.

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B. S.: Can my night get any worse?

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Yeah, you could get arrested for breaking curfew.

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Let’s have another birthday, it’s been a whole ELEVEN screen shots since the last one.

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Monk is now also Frugal.

Monk: I wish my sister would put some pants on.

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Oh, yeah. Gonna have to agree with Monk on this one.

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You know we’re one birthday away from tying last time’s entry.

Gurton: Don’t I look good?

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Gurton: Oh, yeah, I’m handsome.

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Gurton: Must… work.. out.. so… not… to… look… like… Beef… Supreme…

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B. S.: Thanks dad for spending your rewards points on this!

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Gurton: Looking good, sis. You know you have to work out to keep that, right?

B. S.: Ugh, I knew there was a catch.

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One day, while painting…

Andy: Oh crap.

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The whole family mourns Andy at a weird, but spooky angle.

Death: I WAS GOING TO USE THE ALL CAPS THING, BUT LUKE STOLE IT FROM ME.

Joey: Oh well, at least I’ll get a ton of cash for his paintings at the consignment store.

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Joey: Oh crap.

I guess Luke will have to sell them instead.

Andy was 96 days old, and Joey was 90.

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Death: DO YOU LIKE MY OUTFIT?

Joey: No, not really.

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And so Andy and Joey were buried under a willow tree.

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Sorry Joey, I never got around to fulfilling your LTW.

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B. S.: Worst birthday ever.

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J. J.: Sorry I’m late, did I miss anything?

B. S.: Ow.

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B. S.: OH MY GOD ARE YOU SHITTING ME. NOT ONLY DID MY PARENTS BOTH DIE ON MY BIRTHDAY, BUT I AM A MUMMY???

At least you got to be the heir.

B. S.: Only because you decided before I was born, the first born would always be the heir!

True.

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B. S.: F this, I’m going to go eat cake. AGAIN.

Oh, yeah, you’re now a Vegetarian.

B. S.: *grumbles*

And so concludes…

Death: WAIT…

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Death: I AM IN YOUR YARD, KILLING YOUR NEIGHBORS LOL OMG WTF.

Just leave already.

As soon as Andy and Joey got home with Beef Supreme, they decided to celebrate.

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Be careful, Andy, you know what happened last time.

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Andy bonds with his new daughter.

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Andy: And you better not bring any elephants home!

Aren’t insane dads the best?

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Andy returns to consign a few paintings he did when he wasn’t leveling guitar or working, and was shocked to find a change.

Andy: You’re not Sofia!

It appears she finally retired.  She died not much longer, without us ever finding out why she decided to do her personal business on the town bridge.

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Joey (who is pregnant again) got a craving for waffles, making them the first meal ever cooked in the Breckman household.

Joey: We’re out of peanut butter.

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Andy: MAKING LOVE… OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL

Old Man: I hate Air Supply!

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Andy: I don’t believe it, not for a minute.. you’re under the gun so you take it on the run.

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And with that tip session, Andy finally got his LTW. And a nice framed certificate.

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Joey decided to start writing a Sci-Fi Novel. I think she got the idea from Andy’s mad conspiracy theories.

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One day, Joey was snuggling Beef Supreme when suddenly…

Joey: AHHHH… ANDY I NEED YOU!

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Andy: Zzz.

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Joey: *gives birth*

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Meet Joey Jr. Breckman.  And there’s Beef Supreme too. I have no idea who is who.

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Andy: I’m sorry I slept through labor.

Joey: That’s OK.

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Here we go again.

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The family, who apparently can’t afford car seats, call a cab for their first family trip.

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It’s a birthday party for Beef Supreme at the art museum!

Bunny Curious: I don’t know who this baby is, but this cake better be good.

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Time for the baby to age up!

Joey: HA HA, you’re going to get old!

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She has her daddy’s eyes.  And gender appearance.

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It’s also Andy’s birthday!

Andy: I’m all old, and my oldest kid is only a toddler…

Good luck seeing her have kids, Andy.

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Back home, Andy teaches Beef Supreme her first words.

Andy: Suitcase!

Beef Supreme: I think it’s actually an attaché case.

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Joey then teaches B. S. how to walk.

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And then she teaches her how to poop!

B. S.: I already knew how to poop, she’s teaching me where to put it.

Joey: This so belongs in the family album!

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Joey: Not again!

Andy: What do I do??

Maybe if you have 12 kids, you’d figure this out someday, Andy.

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It’s a boy, named Monk, after Andy’s favorite TV show!

Andy: We left the car behind again.

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Now it’s time for Joey Jr.’s birthday!

Andy: HA HA! You’re a baby!

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And there she is!  How’d Andy make something that cute?

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Joey: She’s all mine.

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Andy teaches Joey Jr. the basics, while Beef Supreme plays with her blocks.

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B. S.: NOM NOM NOM

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J. J.: NOM NOM NOM

OK, they’re their daddy’s kids all right.

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Andy: And you put your tinkle in the special chair!

J. J.: In a chair? OK, if you say so.  (Maybe I’ll ask Mommy later where I go, Daddy’s INSANE.)

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Don’t worry, Joey Jr., it looks like Mommy is totally on board with Daddy’s “Things that come out of you go in the special chair” plan.

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Andy: And this is how to get around without getting rug burns on your knees!

J. J.: This is pretty awesome!

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J. J.: Now I can carry weapons from one place to another!

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Joey: It’s baby tiime, Andy! Try not to screw it up this time!

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Meanwhile, Monk is aging up!  But where’s Andy?

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Andy: Look at all my cool stuff!

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Joey: 0 for 4, Andy.

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RUN ANDY RUN!

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Andy: CAN’T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER???

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Joey: You have a new son, Mr. Breckman.

Andy: I’m going to name him Gurton, after Gurton Buster on Psych.

Actually, his name is Burton Guster.

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Joey: Have I got a surprise for you.

Andy: HA HA! You left your clothes on the floor!

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Joey: I’m now an elder! No more babies ever!

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With three toddlers in the playroom, Andy gets to work on teaching Monk his skills.

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This dollhouse will be totally unusable by the time the kids are old enough to appreciate it.

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Another birthday. I think the fridge can’t hold any more cake.

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B. S.: Yay, I can finally age out of this gender neutral outfit, and people will know I’m a girl!

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B. S.: Or not.

Beef Supreme got the trait easily impressed.

B. S.: Do I look impressed?

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Beef Supreme bonds with her sister.

B. S.: And then we can dress Monk up like a girl, ‘cause that’s what older sisters do!

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Monk: You got to find me first!

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Andy! Congrats on making Rock Star!

Andy: Yeah, boss, I RETIRE!

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Andy celebrates retirement by doing all the drugs rock stars do, all at once!

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J. J.: YAY DADDY, HAPPY RETIREMENT!

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Monk: YAY DADDY!

Andy: I don’t know what bothers me more, my kids turning into monsters, or THE DAMN BABY WON’T SHUT UP!

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J. J.: YETIS ARE AWESOME!

Andy: This is the worst acid trip ever.

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Let’s conclude the chapter with Gurton’s birthday!

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And Gurton turns out to be the most like Andy, so far. Tune in next time, when I guess we feed Gurton.