Archive for the ‘Joey Breckman’ Category

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Ethan: If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, I’d hammer in the evening, all over this land!

You DO have a hammer.

Ethan: And I’m hammering in the morning!

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After several days living in the new house, I finally noticed the treasure chests. I’m very observant.

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Now Ethan updates the computer’s graphics, I guess by shoving a graphic card in the usb port.

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This happens all through out this chapter until I got tired of it not doing anything besides making people dance up and down, and finally disabled auto-light.  The Kents aren’t very flammable.

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Recognize the tired ghost?  Yep, it’s Thornton Wolff.

Thornton: I took my own death much more calmly than this fire.

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People who play with fire wet the bed, Charlene.

Charlene: Don’t you ask me about Old Lady Semple’s Social Security checks no more. CIBOLA! CIBOLA! Bumpity Bump!

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Maid to the rescue!

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And then he got overly pumped about it. It was quiet creepy.

Maid: I put out the fire! I AM SO FRICKING AWESOME!

Someone picked the wrong career I guess.

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Ethan and Lakisha bond over a game of chess.

Ethan: I will defeat you, burn you, and stick you in an urn!

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Lakisha: I will set you on fire.

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Lakisha: Then I will call all your friends and make them listen to your screams.

Maybe bond isn’t the right word.

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Surprisingly though, Ethan is a gracious loser.

Ethan: Good game, hon.

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Ethan: But this game will end with your hideous hairdo up in flames.

Or not.

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I think this chess board brings out the worst in people. In the pond right next to it, you can clearly see other victims of the cursed board.

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Late that night, someone deposited a package on the Kent doorstep.

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Clark: Hey Darlene! Did you order a baby from Amazon or something?

It’s your niece, Hungry Lyktha Wolff, Clark.

Clark: No, she’d be a teenager by now.

Hey, your guess is as good as mine on that one.

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Joey Jr: Hey you cheap bastard, why did you never buy us one of these when I was alive?

Yeah, you can walk through walls, go to the afterlife, explore anywhere you want, and you come and do this.

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Ethan sleeps with his mother! EWWWWW!

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Darlene: It’s nice having a little one in the house again! Don’t you ever grow up!

That’s a distinct possibility.

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Fortunately for Harley, the game notified us immediately the next morning it was Hungry’s birthday.

Harley: CAKE! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!

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And Hungry finally reaches toddlerhood.

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She has the biggest eyes I have ever seen.

Hungry: The better to see you with.

I better not ask about her teeth.

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Looks like Ken asked instead.

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Hmm, what is Hungry enjoying so much?

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Of course, ghosts love video games.

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And now for the latest in the “Mummies Doing Modern Things” series, we have Mummy in a Race Car!

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Lakisha finally gets a promotion to Ghost Fashion Buster.

Lakisha: Your hat looks ridiculous. BANISH!

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Harley decides to make a meal for Hungry. In case you can’t tell, it’s Ambrosia.  Yeah, I know, quite an expensive meal for a toddler.

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Clark helps by grinding it into a disgusting looking paste.  While he’s doing that, someone “helpfully” lets Hungry out of her high chair.

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Clark: Then I’m not serving it! It’s all cold and ruined now.

I’m sure it will be fine.

Clark: No, I am putting it down here and refuse to do ANYTHING but clean it up by throwing it in the garbage.

In an unusual instance in solidarity, everyone else in the household also refuses to serve the rare lifefruit/deathfish dish to Hungry. I hate this game sometimes.

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Take two!

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This time, Harley turns the glowy pretty dish into a bowl of brown disgusting mush.

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Hungry: Yay! Food!

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Then Hungry got the 7 day moodlet for the best meal. Not the result I was hoping for. Sigh.

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Lakisha: Your hat is worse than the last one! BANISH! Oh, and Moe Howard, don’t you go anywhere.

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Lakisha: Your hair fills me with the urge to defecate! BANISH!

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Ethan: You know, I wish you’d wear your hair like that more often.

Lakisha: I thought you liked my do.

Ethan: That’s before I found out about the spiders living in it.

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Lakisha: You say the most romantic things, come here.

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Sigh, looks like I’m gonna be back up to eight household members again.

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The house is crowded enough with the random ghosts leaving me presents. Thanks for the rotten waffles, Gwen Glover, whoever you are!  (The spooky house came with like 4 random ghosts to go with the dead Breckmans and Kents I brought over.)

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Ethan, that game works better with two people.

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Lakisha: What’s with all the damn medieval three stooges fans in this town! BANISH!

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Ghosts: Hey, what did we do?

Lakisha: Nothing, but I have a quota.

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Lucky for the homeowner Lakisha can only banish ghosts, or she’d be on the list too.

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Lakisha: A caveman? What the heck happened here, did you die on the set of a Geico commercial?

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Joey also can’t figure out the proper way to use a foosball table. TWO PEOPLE. It’s not that hard.

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A rare family gathering in the living room.  Ethan and Clark have probably the fifth conversation they’ve had in their whole lives, while Darlene plays Madden. And of course, Hungry the Ghost eats  a doll!

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Ethan gives us a quick look at the level five science uniform before rushing off to work.

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In case you didn’t figure out by now. Lakisha is pregnant.

Lakisha: I wonder what it will be.

I bet it’s a baby. Actually, in this family, even that’s not a guarantee.

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On maternity leave, Lakisha looks hard for any ghosts she can bust on her free time.

Lakisha: None in the graveyard. Odd.

Well, it is Noon.

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Ethan, close to another promotion, asks his boss over.

Ethan: A SIMBOT!

Two hours sim time later, Harley and Ethan still would rather just go “A SIMBOT!” than invite their guest inside, so Luke “decided” to retire, and give Ethan a human boss.  Hey, he was 200, I felt he could use a break.

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Clark! What the heck are you doing!

Clark: I’m evil.

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting.

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Once again, this proves me theory that Germans love David… I mean Ghosts love Video Games.

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Lakisha: Hi, I’m married to your great grandson. I’m a ghost buster!

Andy: Urp.

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Lakisha: Now if you excuse me, I got to scan for ghosts. Nope, nothing.

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Lakisha: I shall discover a star!

It’s day time.

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Lakisha: Found one! I’ll put it down in my notebook.

I think that’s the sun. They paid her anyway.

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OH MY GOD! TWO PEOPLE ARE PLAYING FOOSBALL!

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Ethan: Like my new level six work outfit?

That’s the most ridiculous lab coat I’ve ever seen.

Ethan: Thank you!

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Charlene: I found a house here. Can I live here now?

Sure, fine by me.

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Would it kill you to clean up counter space in the kitchen?

Lakisha: Probably.

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Lakisha: Yum, macaroni and cheese!

And motor oil and saw dust.

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Clark: DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THAT TIME I FLEW IN A PLANE!

Charlene: Whatever, dad, I’m trying to do my homework.

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Charlene has a male caller!

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While Charlene answers the door, Lakisha goes into labor.

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In an attempt to screw up my screenshots, Lakisha picks the smallest room in the house to have her baby.

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Charlene: Hi, Rudolph.

Rudolph Goth: PANTIES!

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After being greeted by a teenage girl in her underwear, which has got to be some sign of interest, Rudolph opts for cake instead. I think he’s marriage material.

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And the heir is: A BOY! So the Kent name will continue another generation. Sigh. Out of frustration, I named him Kent Kent. He’s athletic and evil.  Have we found our first Emperor of Evil in the family?

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So, Andy is now dead, and Beef Supreme is running things.

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Rough day, huh?

B. S.: Well, I was visiting the graveyard because I had to get rid of that grave belonging to that weirdo who died on our trampoline, when I decided to explore the mausoleum. So, I go in there, and I get mauled by a bear.

A bear? In a mausoleum?

B. S.: Yeah, I think he was entombed with some circus performers or something.

And he had a flamethrower?

B.S.: Apparently!

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B. S.: Why, oh why, did I agree to eat poisoned food just to get some apples? Am I stupid or something? Blech.

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As the new heir, B. S. decides to work on her basic skills, beginning with charisma.

B. S.: When meeting new people, it is best not to fart until you have a relationship of at least “Good Friend.”  This book is so helpful.

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Then, she begins working on her life time wish, which is get $20,000 worth of relics.

B. S.: Al Simhara airlines? I was wondering if you gave a discount for mummies? No? How about I just curse you then?

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Can’t you do that at home?

B. S.: Shhhh! I’m almost done with Murder in Pleasantview.

The repoman did it.

B. S.: Curse you.

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B. S.: Oh boy, my first Egyptian Tomb. I can’t wait.  I wonder if it’ll be a pyramid, or the Great Sphinx, or have huge pillars, or statues…

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B. S.: Or look like a woodshed from back home. *sigh*

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B. S.: Is this a tomb, or someone’s wine cellar?? Oh well… *helps self to a couple thousand simoleons worth of nectar*

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And so Beef Supreme finishes the “tomb” and retrieves the papers for her new Egyptian acquaintance.

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B. S.: Here’s your papers, lady, and how about you keep your exciting adventures to yourself from now on.

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Back to the board Beef runs hoping to find an adventure more worthy of her time.

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Rock collecting! I used to LOVE doing that!

B. S.: When you were EIGHT!

Well, yeah.

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B. S.: Here’s your rocks lady. If the next “adventure” is lame, I’m so going to punch someone.

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B. S.: Fetching flame fruit in the Tomb of Burning Sands, that’s more like it.

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B. S.: I spoke too soon, this tomb is easily boring too.

You’re on fire.

B. S.: I know, it’s easy.

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No, you’re on FIRE.

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B. S.: OMG, I’m on fire!

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B. S.: Here we go, a dive well.

A bit late, but OK.

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B. S.: These treasures looked a lot cooler in the Indiana Jones movies.  I didn’t even turn into a melty skeleton or anything.

Why would you want to?

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B. S.: It’s times like this I really miss Luke.

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B. S.: How are these Egyptians supposed to be so advanced if they can’t even invent THE DOORKNOB?

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B. S.: I think I’m getting the hang of this..

Um, you might want to avoid those holes.

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B. S.: You know, I should just make this my everyday outfit. At least I don’t have Mummy Face with it on.

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B. S.: Another case where the movies lied to me. Where’s my arm covered with scorpions?

Once again, Why would you want that?

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If I did cover shots, this is where I’d put the title one. But I’m not going to, so never mind.

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B. S.: Hellooooo anyone home?

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B. S.: I’d rather be fishing.

No you wouldn’t.

B. S.: I’m just thinking up lame t-shirts I could sell.

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B. S.: Awesome! It’s the suitcase from Pulp Fiction!

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B. S.: I’m pretty tired, is it safe for me to take a break here?

Seems fine to me.

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Perfectly fine to me.

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B. S.: Ummm. I’m a Mummy too?

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Yeah, he didn’t buy that.

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So Beef got the “fully explored tomb” wish fulfilled, but all I see is a lot of empty space.

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B. S.: Here’s that flame fruit you wanted me to get.

Rude Egyptian: You are fat, work out more.

B. S.: AND YOU’RE WELCOME.

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Back at home, Beef adds a few small things to her LTW.  Obviously it’s going to take awhile.

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The disk wasn’t even from this trip, It’s from when Andy went. So that brings us to a grand total of 4 relics this trip.

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To kill time between adventures, Beef takes up photography, and gets the self-employed job to go with it.

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We missed you Joey!

Joey: Shh, I almost got a level.

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Oh God no, not a birthday!

Joey Jr.: I bet you thought you were home free this time.

Kinda, yeah.

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J. J.: MWAHAHAHA, too bad!

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Joey Jr. gets her final trait, Hopeless Romantic, to add to Virtuoso, Easily Impressed, Good, and Hydrophobic.  Her LTW is to become a Hit Movie Composer.

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Do I want to ask Luke why he’s hanging out at the school?  No, no I don’t.

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I sent Joey Jr. to go get a job in the music career, and when I came back to see her doing this, I thought she had, and then let her play for tips until she felt like coming home. I realized later that I never got the “Accept this job?” pop up. Doh.

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Well, what do you know, two days go by pretty fast, so we’re back in Egypt.  Next time, the whole family gets involved! Or just stays at base camp annoying fellow tourists, who knows.

I decided not to feed Gurton, so he’s dead now.

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Andy: No, he’s not, he’s right here!

OK, so I’m a little evil.

Joey Jr. joins her big (literally) sister in childhood by aging up like this:

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To go along with Virtuoso and Easily Impressed, J. J. becomes Good.

J. J.: Just great.

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The kids moving out of the nursery means it’s time to make the house bigger.

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J. J.: This trampoline is AWESOME!

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J. J.: NO WAIT IT’S NOT!

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Poor girl.

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So the girls go to bed in their brand new rooms.

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Where Beef Supreme no longer has to worry about being woken by her screaming brothers.

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Monk: I am NOT screaming, I am watching TV!

The history channel? Odd choice for a kid.

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B. S.: I made a house.

Well, that’s more symmetrical than your dad’s.

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J. J. invites Dewey Kent over after school, and the kids make their first friend.

J. J.: Let’s play tag!

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B. S.: Tag’s not really my thing…

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J. J.: Keep up!

B. S.: *dies*

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It’s Monk’s birthday!

Andy: Happy Birthday, the dishwasher’s broken, happy birthday the dishwasher’s broken, happy birthday, dishes are dirty, happy birthday the dishwasher’s broken.

OK, I’ll call the repairman.

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Monk: My hair is gone! And I’m now Neat.

Just like his TV namesake. He’s also Friendly, and Loves the Outdoors.

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And then they all went to play tag again.

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And Beef Supreme apparently likes to chase girls.  She’s a girl too, in case you forgot. I know I have.

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Monk: Since all my dad does is just paint all the time, I guess I have to clean up around here. POOP IN A CHAIR. UGH.

Andy: I’m making paintings for the family to sell when I’m gone. You’ll thank me later.

Monk: THAT’S MY LINE!

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It’s always someone’s birthday in the Breckman household.

B. S.: I wish I looked like a girl.

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B. S.: CAN IT GET ANY WORSE??

Just wait until adulthood! (Evil foreshadowing)

Anyway, to join her traits of Slob, Perceptive, Easily Impressed, she’s now Excitable.

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B. S.: Luke, am I pretty?

Luke: HI I AM THE SIMBOT THAT HAS BEEN HERE SINCE, I DONT KNOW, THE BEGINNING OF THE CHAPTER.

Yeah, I forgot to introduce him. I don’t like him much.

Luke: I HEARD THAT.

So? I’m going to just talk about Andy, and pretend you don’t exist.

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Andy: I’m pregnant!

Sometimes it’s just food poisoning, Andy.

Luke: PLEASE TALK ABOUT ME, I AM SAD.

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OK, fine. So Luke got an opportunity to fix this lady’s shower.

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Luke: HERE IS YOUR SHOWER LADY, CAN I STAY THE NIGHT? I AM TIRED.

Lady: I don’t really know you, so no.

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Luke: LUKE SMASH!

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Pleasant little fellow, isn’t he.

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Home owner: Please leave.

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Gurton: Hi! It’s my birthday!

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Gurton: Oh yeah, I look good.

Gurton adds Light Sleeper to Athletic and Perceptive.

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And so the family sits down to eat their favorite (only?) dinner.

B. S.: I’m on my third piece.

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Video game time!

Monk: Why do we have wedding cake in our living room?

Because your dad is crazy.

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And more birthday cake!

J. J.: How many more times do we have to do this?

Too many.

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OK, this time is different.

Andy: Shiny.

B. S.: Not impressed.

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Take two.

J. J.: You know, when I was a child, being in my pjs wasn’t as awkward.

Joey: I CAN SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR.

Anyway, now Joey’s Hydrophobic.

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Luke seems to be getting along with the family.

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Or not.

Luke: I WONDER IF I SHALL HIT HIM WITH THIS WRENCH.

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I decided Luke needed a hobby.

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Gurton: This whale is so cool! Thanks, Luke!

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Now that the teens are older, they go over to other houses to make new friends.

J. J.: I see you have a guitar.

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J. J.: You get great acoustics in the bathroom.

Well one day Bill was walking along
And he saw a kitten stuck in a tree
When he saw what was the matter he ran to get a ladder
To set that kitty cat free
Bill said no, ain’t gonna do it
Ain’t gonna climb up no tree
This is a stupid stupid song and no folk singer
Gonna make a fool outa me

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Beef Supreme had a little less luck making friends.

Dewey’s mom: I’m about to hit this sack, when will this girl leave?

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B. S. works up enough courage to hug Dewey, but she really wants to kiss him.

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B. S.: Dewey, I just want you to know…

Dewey: It’s late, I think you should leave.

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B. S.: Can my night get any worse?

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Yeah, you could get arrested for breaking curfew.

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Let’s have another birthday, it’s been a whole ELEVEN screen shots since the last one.

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Monk is now also Frugal.

Monk: I wish my sister would put some pants on.

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Oh, yeah. Gonna have to agree with Monk on this one.

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You know we’re one birthday away from tying last time’s entry.

Gurton: Don’t I look good?

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Gurton: Oh, yeah, I’m handsome.

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Gurton: Must… work.. out.. so… not… to… look… like… Beef… Supreme…

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B. S.: Thanks dad for spending your rewards points on this!

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Gurton: Looking good, sis. You know you have to work out to keep that, right?

B. S.: Ugh, I knew there was a catch.

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One day, while painting…

Andy: Oh crap.

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The whole family mourns Andy at a weird, but spooky angle.

Death: I WAS GOING TO USE THE ALL CAPS THING, BUT LUKE STOLE IT FROM ME.

Joey: Oh well, at least I’ll get a ton of cash for his paintings at the consignment store.

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Joey: Oh crap.

I guess Luke will have to sell them instead.

Andy was 96 days old, and Joey was 90.

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Death: DO YOU LIKE MY OUTFIT?

Joey: No, not really.

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And so Andy and Joey were buried under a willow tree.

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Sorry Joey, I never got around to fulfilling your LTW.

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B. S.: Worst birthday ever.

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J. J.: Sorry I’m late, did I miss anything?

B. S.: Ow.

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B. S.: OH MY GOD ARE YOU SHITTING ME. NOT ONLY DID MY PARENTS BOTH DIE ON MY BIRTHDAY, BUT I AM A MUMMY???

At least you got to be the heir.

B. S.: Only because you decided before I was born, the first born would always be the heir!

True.

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B. S.: F this, I’m going to go eat cake. AGAIN.

Oh, yeah, you’re now a Vegetarian.

B. S.: *grumbles*

And so concludes…

Death: WAIT…

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Death: I AM IN YOUR YARD, KILLING YOUR NEIGHBORS LOL OMG WTF.

Just leave already.

As soon as Andy and Joey got home with Beef Supreme, they decided to celebrate.

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Be careful, Andy, you know what happened last time.

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Andy bonds with his new daughter.

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Andy: And you better not bring any elephants home!

Aren’t insane dads the best?

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Andy returns to consign a few paintings he did when he wasn’t leveling guitar or working, and was shocked to find a change.

Andy: You’re not Sofia!

It appears she finally retired.  She died not much longer, without us ever finding out why she decided to do her personal business on the town bridge.

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Joey (who is pregnant again) got a craving for waffles, making them the first meal ever cooked in the Breckman household.

Joey: We’re out of peanut butter.

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Andy: MAKING LOVE… OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL

Old Man: I hate Air Supply!

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Andy: I don’t believe it, not for a minute.. you’re under the gun so you take it on the run.

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And with that tip session, Andy finally got his LTW. And a nice framed certificate.

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Joey decided to start writing a Sci-Fi Novel. I think she got the idea from Andy’s mad conspiracy theories.

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One day, Joey was snuggling Beef Supreme when suddenly…

Joey: AHHHH… ANDY I NEED YOU!

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Andy: Zzz.

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Joey: *gives birth*

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Meet Joey Jr. Breckman.  And there’s Beef Supreme too. I have no idea who is who.

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Andy: I’m sorry I slept through labor.

Joey: That’s OK.

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Here we go again.

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The family, who apparently can’t afford car seats, call a cab for their first family trip.

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It’s a birthday party for Beef Supreme at the art museum!

Bunny Curious: I don’t know who this baby is, but this cake better be good.

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Time for the baby to age up!

Joey: HA HA, you’re going to get old!

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She has her daddy’s eyes.  And gender appearance.

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It’s also Andy’s birthday!

Andy: I’m all old, and my oldest kid is only a toddler…

Good luck seeing her have kids, Andy.

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Back home, Andy teaches Beef Supreme her first words.

Andy: Suitcase!

Beef Supreme: I think it’s actually an attaché case.

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Joey then teaches B. S. how to walk.

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And then she teaches her how to poop!

B. S.: I already knew how to poop, she’s teaching me where to put it.

Joey: This so belongs in the family album!

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Joey: Not again!

Andy: What do I do??

Maybe if you have 12 kids, you’d figure this out someday, Andy.

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It’s a boy, named Monk, after Andy’s favorite TV show!

Andy: We left the car behind again.

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Now it’s time for Joey Jr.’s birthday!

Andy: HA HA! You’re a baby!

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And there she is!  How’d Andy make something that cute?

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Joey: She’s all mine.

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Andy teaches Joey Jr. the basics, while Beef Supreme plays with her blocks.

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B. S.: NOM NOM NOM

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J. J.: NOM NOM NOM

OK, they’re their daddy’s kids all right.

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Andy: And you put your tinkle in the special chair!

J. J.: In a chair? OK, if you say so.  (Maybe I’ll ask Mommy later where I go, Daddy’s INSANE.)

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Don’t worry, Joey Jr., it looks like Mommy is totally on board with Daddy’s “Things that come out of you go in the special chair” plan.

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Andy: And this is how to get around without getting rug burns on your knees!

J. J.: This is pretty awesome!

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J. J.: Now I can carry weapons from one place to another!

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Joey: It’s baby tiime, Andy! Try not to screw it up this time!

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Meanwhile, Monk is aging up!  But where’s Andy?

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Andy: Look at all my cool stuff!

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Joey: 0 for 4, Andy.

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RUN ANDY RUN!

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Andy: CAN’T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER???

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Joey: You have a new son, Mr. Breckman.

Andy: I’m going to name him Gurton, after Gurton Buster on Psych.

Actually, his name is Burton Guster.

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Joey: Have I got a surprise for you.

Andy: HA HA! You left your clothes on the floor!

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Joey: I’m now an elder! No more babies ever!

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With three toddlers in the playroom, Andy gets to work on teaching Monk his skills.

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This dollhouse will be totally unusable by the time the kids are old enough to appreciate it.

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Another birthday. I think the fridge can’t hold any more cake.

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B. S.: Yay, I can finally age out of this gender neutral outfit, and people will know I’m a girl!

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B. S.: Or not.

Beef Supreme got the trait easily impressed.

B. S.: Do I look impressed?

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Beef Supreme bonds with her sister.

B. S.: And then we can dress Monk up like a girl, ‘cause that’s what older sisters do!

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Monk: You got to find me first!

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Andy! Congrats on making Rock Star!

Andy: Yeah, boss, I RETIRE!

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Andy celebrates retirement by doing all the drugs rock stars do, all at once!

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J. J.: YAY DADDY, HAPPY RETIREMENT!

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Monk: YAY DADDY!

Andy: I don’t know what bothers me more, my kids turning into monsters, or THE DAMN BABY WON’T SHUT UP!

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J. J.: YETIS ARE AWESOME!

Andy: This is the worst acid trip ever.

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Let’s conclude the chapter with Gurton’s birthday!

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And Gurton turns out to be the most like Andy, so far. Tune in next time, when I guess we feed Gurton.

Andy Breckman, former painter, continues his pursuit of a music career.

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Andy: Any one want a free baby, I bet he tastes good with lots of gravy…

That’s not your kid, you can’t give him away!

Andy: Nothing is as yummy as a baby in your tummy!

And yet the kid’s mother(?) seems to be having fun dancing to Andy’s tune.

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Wow, Andy’s actually working on that hygiene bar.

Andy: I got a hot date with one of my co-workers.

Is she blind or something?

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Wow, she’s normal looking.

Andy: I like her tattoos.

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This is Joey Garland. She’s a Workaholic, Artistic, Frugal, Genius, Inappropriate who’s LTW is to be a Renaissance Sim.

The two seemed to hit it off immediately.

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Andy: Are you single?

Joey: Depends, are you rich?

Andy: …

Joey: Kidding. Nope, I’m an adult who just happens to not be in a relationship at all.

(I wonder what’s wrong with her.)

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And then she suddenly kissed him.

That’s weird.

Andy: I don’t mind.

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Andy: Let’s go steady!

Joey: OK.

Feeling encouraged, Andy pushed it a little more…

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Andy: Will you marry me?

Didn’t you just invite this lady over an hour ago? Oh well, prepare to be laughed at.

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Joey: Of course I will!

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Andy: You’ve made me the happiest man ever.

I bet she’s gonna dump his body in a shallow grave and take his stuff…

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And so Andy set up the esplanade for the wedding. And he’s wearing a t-shirt and jeans.

Andy: I put on a shirt, what else do you want?

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It wouldn’t be a wedding without a fight!

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And so Andy and Joey got married.  In his running shorts.

Andy: Ha ha. I lied about the shirt.

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Playing for tips at your own wedding?

Andy: Thank you everybody, you’ve been a great audience! Good Night!

He made $1397.

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And so Andy finally christened his double bed.

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Andy gets new wheels for his job.

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Monkey-Lady is back!

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And then Monkey-Lady got slapped. I have no idea why.

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Joey: Guess who’s having a baby?

Andy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Joey: Yeah, great, I know.

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Joey: OK, this is not pleasant.

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Andy: What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

Joey: Go get the car, genius.

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Andy, you forget anything?

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Joey: No, that’s ok, I’m fine.

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You’re such a gentleman, Andy.

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And so Joey drives to the hospital.

Yes, Joey.

Such a gentleman, Andy.

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It’s a girl!

Joey: Thanks. Andy named it Beef Supreme.

Beef Supreme?

Joey: I know. my reward for marrying an insane man.

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Back home they go, the new family of three.

Andy: I think we left our car at the hospital.

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And so closes another chapter. Good night, Beef Supreme!